Thursday 18 August 2016

Unrealistic

The pig, the pig named Sonya. Is not a bacon pig, it is a pet pig.
Pigs raised for hog roast are not wandering around tamely on nice leads and dropped off with the assumption that the recipients know how to slaughter and carve them on the day. Stupid, bad research or no research. A pig raised for meat is not tame, they do not walk on leads unless they are pets.

Also John Paul would not have been put in a wheelchair if he had just come out of a coma and was blind, that is crazy. Why don't Hollyoaks research properly?

Just to add. John Paul's 'son' doesn't look at him or interact with him properly at all. This is an ongoing Hollyoaks error, they don't make the effort to make sure children interact with parents or carers.
And worse, where are the McQueens, who usually converge on the hospital when one of their own is ill, where are they? Why is James alone with him?


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Sunday 14 August 2016

The Hollyoaks Solicitors

James and Joanne. Wheeled in because every resident in Hollyoaks needs a solicitor for their turn to be questioned at the police station, usually about murder or assault.
I think Hollyoaks needs to come up with some new lines.

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Sunday 31 July 2016

Warren Fox

This was another ridiculous scenario.
The Police would not have put Maxine at risk from her sister's killer. No matter what the reason.

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Wednesday 27 July 2016

Wild Hollyoaks

The co-incidence of Patrick's body being moved to right by where Perry and Nico are trapped is a basic impossibility.
The whole police and Patrick and others is as usual way off.
And how many injuries and traumas can the small group of people in Hollyoaks survive before the place is closed down? Well, it is a soap so they have to go on being injured and murdered in order to keep the soap running.

Wednesday 15 June 2016

Briefly

Social services allowed a newborn baby to be taken home without a home check or background check?
And Joe and Mercedes don't know that you ALWAYS support a baby's head when you handle the baby? I know that and I don't have kids! Well I did have to look after my younger brothers and sisters.


Wednesday 1 June 2016

This isn't life in real life

As you know, Trevor was one of my favourites, not because of his thuggish tendencies, because he had grown out of them anyway.
He died in Church as he finished saying his wedding vows, but no-one mentioned that the register is not signed until AFTER THE VOWS so Trevor and Grace aren't properly married.

Did you notice the complete lack of action when Trevor collapsed, everyone stayed back, although you could hear Darren calling an ambulance. The Vicar was noticeably absent, he didn't step forward and offer last rites.
Everyone just stood there, nowhere near Grace or Trevor, no-one stepped forward, and then instead of Grace going with Trevor to the hospital, she walked out of the church and walked home on her own?
Realistic? No, seeing as she was a firsthand witness to his collapse, she wouldn't have been going anywhere without spending some time with the police at least.

Hollyoaks isn't very real though, they do improvise rather than research.

I haven't updated this blog for some time but another unrealistic situation was after Lindsey's death, no police, no journalists, no interviews, just the whole gang acting as if it had all happened years ago, and then an unrealistic phone call that Esther took, supposedly from the police and saying they had found Cath. They would not have disclosed that to Esther and they would have asked Kim to go to the station.
No mention at all was made of Silas. None, he just goes back to being a murderer in the background?

Then the complex muddle of Nico, Sienna, Darren, Ben, Maxine etc continues, long since worn out.
Not much point in that. Nico should just go to prison and be forgotten.







Tuesday 3 May 2016

No Way!

Kim thinks JayJay has meningitis,

As a nurse do you think she would really idle about on the way to the hospital, chatting with Lindsey on the phone? No, she would have run, or called an ambulance.

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